Quotes
- You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
- Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
- Ignorance is also a lifestyle.
- My world doesn't turn it bounces.
- Don't get mad, get even.
- Too bad that you can't tear up a stupid email.
- Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
- The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
- Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
- Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
- It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
- Everything is changing.
- Reality continues to ruin my life.
- You're never too old to learn something stupid.
- Everyone is unique that's why they've all got different numbers.
- I'm not smart enough to lie.
- Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
- My life needs a rewind/erase button.
- My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
- We are all entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the priviledge.
- I wish they could only take me as I am.
- The only person whom you really have reason to fear, is yourself.
- The greater the power, the more dangerous the abuse.
- Life is something that happens while you are making other plans.
- It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.
- You must believe in free will; there is no choice.
- Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end.
- Don't ever make the same mistake twice, unless it pays.
- We are not really virgins because life screws us all.
- The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.
- If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
- If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.
- Try using logic sometime, you'll find it makes sense.
- Love doesn't cause pain, people do.
- Things are only impossible until they're not.
- You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.
- Nothing's beautiful from every point of view.
- It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
- If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
- Freedom is just another word for 'nothing to lose.
- There are no rewards or punishments -- only consequences.
- Your friend is someone who knows all about you, and still likes you.
- I am not a has-been. I am a will be.
- One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
- If you judge someone, you have no time to love them.
- I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
- That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
- Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
- I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
- To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
- Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
- I am extraordinarily patient provided I get my own way in the end.
- Being politically correct means always having to say you're sorry.
- Understanding does not necessarily mean agreement.
- Work is a fine thing if it doesn't take too much of your spare time.
- Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
- What you risk reveals what you value.
- When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong, or absolutely right.
- The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
- Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.
- The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of it.
- Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.